Recent content by markwb

....and speaking of Baskin-Robbins It seems there was this scientist who spent years perfecting his own version of the cloning technique. Finally he was ready to test his theories, and decided to clone himself. He did so with amazing results, making a PERFECT copy of himself, or so it...

Two robins sat in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Me, too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was just full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more. "I'm...

I really need to get a life............ There was a Scottish tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making a pound where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the...

Okay.....I'm done now What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blownapart

Somebody Stop Me!!!!!!!!!!! This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the...

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He...

Gregoria, your house is just beautiful .... and immaculate!!

Fabulous Dahlink!!!!!!!!!!

OMG Mike ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are one funny straight dude. I vote we grant you the title of "Honorary Queer".

Robert did an excellent job comparing the different Frigidaire transmissions ..........so good infact that I saved it on my computer. Post# 90-5/21/2001-14:34 ||| Unimatic1140 (Minneapolis) SUBJECT: Look what I just found MESSAGE: Look what I just found on my hard drive, dated September 9...

Custom Metal Parts Austin, emachineshop.com is the custom fabricator

bethann, I'm "pink" with envy ....... Absolutely Fabulous!!!!!!!!

Unbelievable! Robert<br Although this is my first post, I've followed, with great interest, the humble beginnings of the original "Applianceville" in Yahoo to the present "ClassicAppliances". I must say that I'm just blown away at the amount of effort(mental and financial) and time you...