a cheap and nasty piece of useless plastic.
And that's exactly what it was. The "tech" (mortician/hearse driver) knew it was DOA and that Samsung would replace it with a "free" NIB because you'd already paid for it when you bought the first one.
He must be a hundred...
HaHa. Ernest won't be a hundred for another 4 years. He's got to be one of few televangelists that have never been put in prison for tax evasion or other "indiscretions". But he does own a 747 registered in Aruba so he may be looking over his shoulder.