My entries so far:
"Sorry, dear. Steak is big people food."
"You want steak? You buy the steak."
"Of course it's vegan, including the 'cheez'."
"Sorry. We spent so much on the stove, we can't afford bacon."
"Because your daddy gave me a stove for Mother's Day. That's why he gets THIS when he asks for steak."
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