Did somebody ask for Maytag Operating Instructions?

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Warning: this will be a sarcastic posting:

 

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Intoned in the drawl of Brittany Spears:

Ok, so you got all these buttons and stuff, OK? And then there's like this big-@ss dial:

 

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and then you throw, like, the clothes and all the stuff in the holes, right?

 

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and, like, whatever you do you need to push the right button or everything's gonna get all fuglied up:

 

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and then you have to think about your cycle:

 

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cause more is more, y'all:

 

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And you need to clean the lint thing off and turn all the faucets off so all the sh*t don't get messed up:

 

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OK, like nobody told me there was going to be math.

 

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When you bring the machine in the house you have to do this:

 

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and this:

 

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Ok, next time I play Scrapple, I'm like SO using the word "GUSSET"!!!

 

[bajaespuma]

So, do you want to see the stuff for the dryer? It's like even more complicated it's like so EFFED-up!

 

[bajaespuma]

I shouldn't be laughing; probably many people bought these during the sixties, like my Grandmother, who had never had an automatic washing machine before in their lives.

 

[toploader55]

How Nice

Thanks Ken...

Since I got those 806s a few weeks ago, This came in Handy.

Eddie

 

[peteski50]

Maytag!

Thanks much Ken, this is great reading.
Peter

 

[lebron]

I just never knew...

 

[beekeyknee]

808 Instructions

I want to see some 808 instructions. I'm doing a rebuild on an 808 and I have the repair manual, but I don't have any operating instructions.

 

[whitetub]

I would like to see the dryer manual too? I keep all that Maytag stuff for my big Maytag Binder.
Please post it, please.

thanks,