None (offense) taken...
Ironically the wife tends to be the one who won't cover the microwaved food, even using it for nearly all her cooking... Reheating, too, of which I use the stovetop and oven for just about all our meals...
I'm the Felix in the house, so with the way the home is trashed by her I'm the neatnick to her Oscar, maybe in the one in Sesame Street, though I'm the grouch...
But in short, there's never been more of an odd couple which in terms of that, I think if we had a microwaved food cover she'd never use...
-- Dave