"Genius Perfumed Ironing Wax Pad with:"
"Fire-Proof (Asbestos) Iron Rest" (WARNING: IRON REST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ASBESTOS!)
One might want to be careful not to let that flap in the breeze, or take a deep breath with your nose pressed firmly on the iron rest, or else you might regret it in 40 years time...
I also wonder how a thin layer of Asbestos would stop the paper underneath getting hot enough to catch alight... Oh the marvels of the 20th Century!