danemodsandy
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Due to recent changes in my work schedule that make it very difficult to get time to cook, I recently went through a phase of trying frozen dinners and entrees to help with the time crunch. To say I am absolutely aghast is an understatement!
Most of what I've tried is absolutely unacceptable. There are several problems:
- Nutritional quality is dodgy, with lots of fat calories and stratospheric sodium levels.
- Portion sizes of expensive ingredients are dinky, with preference given to cheap fillers like desserts.
- Anything touted as "healthy" tastes like crap.
I'm especially offended by Swanson's Hungry Man TV dinner line, which they insist on putting a dessert into, usually a brownie. First, the brownie's cooking fills the kitchen with the smell of scorched chocolate, which is not my favorite scent, not by a long shot. Second, it displaces needed nutrition - I'd like to have more than seven green beans and three tablespoons of mashed potato, and the dessert portion is too small anyway, about two tablespoons. Swanson's over-reliance on corn as a veggie is also problematic; it's essentially another starch in addition to the mashed potato.
One of the worst lines I've tried is Marie Callender. The major problem is that Marie is a stingy, stingy woman - portion sizes are small, and pricier ingredients are in damn short supply. I would estimate that the entire company goes through one chicken a year for its pot pies, for instance. A recently-sampled "chicken and broccoli" pot pie had four pieces of chicken, and only one piece of broccoli that wasn't a chunk of broccoli stem. This was a premium-priced, 16-ounce pie, not a little one. Marie Callender's stuff is made by the same company that makes the taste and enjoyment-free Healthy Choice line, ConAgra.
I also don't see how anyone older manages to prepare these things. Instructions are in four-point or smaller type for the most part, and often they require you to cut part of the covering, take stuff out, stir other stuff, and then put everything back. The covering is some sort of weird-science clear plastic that shreds as soon as you touch it; getting all the shreds off the tray and out of the food is tricky. I could definitely see a old person failing to spot a piece of this stuff and choking on it.
There has been one - count 'em, one - winner in all this: Boston Market's pot roast, which is tasty, filling, decently loaded with veggies and has a very fair amount of beef in it, even if the salt level is a bit high. But even this silver lining had a cloud attached; this success inspired me to try Boston Market's cheesy rice with chicken, which was skimpy to a point that moved me to observe that they got the "cheesy" part right.
I am back to cooking; the cost, dubious nutritive value and abysmal taste of these little offerings is not what I remember from TV dinners as a kid. Of course, that was when they came in foil trays with a foil cover, which should confirm everyone's suspicion that I was born in the Jurassic era and rode a dinosaur to school.
Most of what I've tried is absolutely unacceptable. There are several problems:
- Nutritional quality is dodgy, with lots of fat calories and stratospheric sodium levels.
- Portion sizes of expensive ingredients are dinky, with preference given to cheap fillers like desserts.
- Anything touted as "healthy" tastes like crap.
I'm especially offended by Swanson's Hungry Man TV dinner line, which they insist on putting a dessert into, usually a brownie. First, the brownie's cooking fills the kitchen with the smell of scorched chocolate, which is not my favorite scent, not by a long shot. Second, it displaces needed nutrition - I'd like to have more than seven green beans and three tablespoons of mashed potato, and the dessert portion is too small anyway, about two tablespoons. Swanson's over-reliance on corn as a veggie is also problematic; it's essentially another starch in addition to the mashed potato.
One of the worst lines I've tried is Marie Callender. The major problem is that Marie is a stingy, stingy woman - portion sizes are small, and pricier ingredients are in damn short supply. I would estimate that the entire company goes through one chicken a year for its pot pies, for instance. A recently-sampled "chicken and broccoli" pot pie had four pieces of chicken, and only one piece of broccoli that wasn't a chunk of broccoli stem. This was a premium-priced, 16-ounce pie, not a little one. Marie Callender's stuff is made by the same company that makes the taste and enjoyment-free Healthy Choice line, ConAgra.
I also don't see how anyone older manages to prepare these things. Instructions are in four-point or smaller type for the most part, and often they require you to cut part of the covering, take stuff out, stir other stuff, and then put everything back. The covering is some sort of weird-science clear plastic that shreds as soon as you touch it; getting all the shreds off the tray and out of the food is tricky. I could definitely see a old person failing to spot a piece of this stuff and choking on it.
There has been one - count 'em, one - winner in all this: Boston Market's pot roast, which is tasty, filling, decently loaded with veggies and has a very fair amount of beef in it, even if the salt level is a bit high. But even this silver lining had a cloud attached; this success inspired me to try Boston Market's cheesy rice with chicken, which was skimpy to a point that moved me to observe that they got the "cheesy" part right.
I am back to cooking; the cost, dubious nutritive value and abysmal taste of these little offerings is not what I remember from TV dinners as a kid. Of course, that was when they came in foil trays with a foil cover, which should confirm everyone's suspicion that I was born in the Jurassic era and rode a dinosaur to school.