Guess the kitchen appliance!

[frigilux]

OH MY GOD, it's an attachment for the spanking machine my elementary principal used to threaten us with, isn't it?!

 

[retroguy]

YES, it looks like something you would activate with your kn

Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[perc-o-prince]

TAH-DAH!!!

For those of you who had dirty minds...ya should have gone for it!!! It is a massager/vibrator that came as an attachment for the Peel King "Imperial" model. I would have attached it for the picture but the unit is still strapped in the box from the factory. It has never been used.

Funny how it was called a "King" and was intended to soothe the lady of the house...how sexist is that? I'm sure a few queens made good use of it in their day!!! (OH MY did that come out of me?)

I will post 3 pictures for you all.

Would you like another "stumper"?

Rich

 

[perc-o-prince]

another pic

another pic

 

[perc-o-prince]

third pic

third pic

 

[toggleswitch]

Seafood salad anyone?

oh yes I want to make a salad with that after it has been....oh nevermind.

 

[toggleswitch]

Shouln't she have been holding a carrot instead of celer

uhhhm.
Exactly which attachment is the wife-saver?

 

[brettsomers]

oh well. lol.

 

[abcomatic]

bring on the stumpers

Yes, More stumpers or is that stompers? lol Gary

 

[toggleswitch]

OK i'm thinking the massager was the number one reason this puppy ever sold.

 

[Maytagmom]

Vewy Interwesting!

Thanks Rich! Alot of fun trying to guess that contraption. If it was a massager, umm, I have a few ex's I would like to have used the knife attachment on. *snickers*

Ok, I will behave. I am really not THAT hateful. Karma: What goes around, comes around eventually.

But I can *think* it, can't I? LOL

Yes, please....more stumpers!!! It's slow at work! LOL

 

[Maytagmom]

De-eyes?

I know this means for potatoes....

But considering what I said in the above post....

Gouging eyes out with this...." That's what you get for looking at that other woman!"

Diabolical, I tell ya!

Note to self: take meds

PS: *Ahem* Rich, may I borrow this for a week or two? ;-)

 

[toggleswitch]

Just make sure you clean it well before you return it.
Ya know, in all those nooks and crannies.

*ducks and runs*

 

[Maytagmom]

Nooks & Crannies

There would be NO nooks & crannies after I get finished with the last ex! LMAO

But it would be returned VERY clean...and no fingerprints even!

 

[veg-o-matic]

Not only is the Peel King a "Wife Saver", it's also

"Everyone's Household Pet"!

How can you not love that?

And yes, more stumpers, please!

veg

 

[rayjay]

More Stompers Please

Rich,Have not kept up with this thread. Just saw today.
This is so.... funny.

Ray

 

[bobbyderegis]

Rich,
Glad you didn't ask me for the answer up front- I had no idea, totally forgot. I would have guessed a high end Matt beater!
Bobby in Boston

 

[perc-o-prince]

Matt beater...Wife beater!!!

What's the difference? ))

I thought a Matt beater was going to be a rogue Electrolux hose! (laugh)

Rich

 

[bobbyderegis]

I would use an Electrolux hose, but pink is so much prettier!
LOL, Bobby in Boston

 

[perc-o-prince]

but pink is so much prettier!

Isn't that the color that the Matt will turn when being beaten with the hose??? OH MY!

R

 

[bobbyderegis]

Not going to touch that one, Rich! LOL
Bobby in Boston