Introducing...

[easy]

The SELFIE toaster!!!

Check out burntimpressions.com for Christmas gift ideas. My Sunbeam AT-W seems so dated now.

Order a JESUS toaster for those solomn Sunday brunches...

 

[gansky1]

Hilarious

Adult NSFW toast. 420 toast. And Jesus toast.

They should do just fine, they've covered the "big three" of 21st century marketing.