So after mama died, daddy's mind started to go, so he had to move into an assisted living home. The nice next door neighbors helped him clean out the house, but didn't know what to do with the old, unused dryer. So they put it on eBay, where it sat and sat and sat. Until one day, a guy who was really fighting the hoarding urge gave into his urge, bought the dryer and drove from Atlanta to north of Detroit to get it.
I'm currently jockeying the stuff in the house around to get this installed and connected...