Natural gas leak.

[toggleswitch]

Does this qualify as a major life event?
Probably not.

Huge high-pressure natural-gas mains leak in the street a few feet from my house. Fire engines, evacuations, road blocks.

Let's see if I have a house to go back to.

If no expolsion, I will have no dryer, which I can handle. Others will have no heat.

 

[gadgetgary]

Something said

For an area with no gas...

Pure electric cooking, heating, and clothes drying.

Please keep us informed.

 

[toggleswitch]

LAWD have mercy what is the name of that song that is running through my head?

Not without her makeup, 'cause she's homeless..

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/gypsywomansheshomeless.shtml

 

[frigilux]

Stop thinking about freakin' song lyrics and RUN, Togs, RUN!!

Gas explosion B-A-A-A-D.

 

[peterh770]

Bandwidth

 

[gadgetgary]

Stop thinking about freakin' song lyrics and RUN, Togs,

Maybe to Suburban Hell?????

 

[toggleswitch]

Bandwidth is not currently an issue.

UGH the air-raid sirens in this county used to summon the fire departments are sounding! *GULP*

 

[maytagbear]

Toggle, dear

make like a bakery truck and HAUL BUNS!

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[jmm63]

head east to " Joisey" Togg's !!!!!!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

Go west young man Go west!

I could go west to Joisey, or East to Connecticut.

EAST WINS!

 

[maytagbear]

Well.......

ain't love GRAND?

L/Mb

 

[jasonl]

Song

The song is "She's Homeless", forget the singer, a one-hit-wonder.

 

[zipdang]

Crystal Waters!

 

[jmm63]

duh.... I meant WEST.... what a silly!!!! ( but I know why west would win!)

 

[toggleswitch]

I'm gettin' a visual:

West:
Cowboy hats, chaps, flannel shirts, bandannas in pocket, handlebar moustaches and bow-legs from all that riding?
Not a hair in place.

East:
Izod polo shirt, Khakis cuffed & pleated, burgundy penny-loafers, argyle sox. huge huge huge..... trust fund. Beamer in driveway. Manscaped, waxed threaded.

 

[oxydolfan1]

Toggle....I LOVED that song!

(That, and "What Is Love" by Haddaway. Talk about a one-hit wonder.)

Incidentally, is your home still in one piece?

Gas explosions are no joke....remember that townhouse off Madison Avenue that went ka-blooey not too long ago?

 

[toggleswitch]

Anyone got a match?

Yes the ex is in it.

 

[toggleswitch]

Borriqua in the house...

I asked if we have gas. He said *yes* it was a rice-and-beans lunch.

 

[oxydolfan1]

Mira, cono.

Donde esta "DUCT TAPE"?

lol
(jk)