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joeekaitis

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Quick memory refresher:

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All smiles and enthusiasm, I walk into the Rancho Cucamonga Public Library and offer to donate a couple copies of my children's book Collinsfort Village. The head librarian demands some credentials, namely reviews in the major library magazines. I explain that the book was submitted but none of the magazines reviewed it. She says she'll let me know.

Oh boy, did she:

"Dear Mr. Ekaitis,

Collinsfort Village will not be added to the collections of the Rancho
Cucamonga Public Library. There are no reviews available from
standard review sources such as School Library Journal, The Horn Book
or Booklist to support its inclusion. While we may sometimes include
unreviewed books in our collection, Collinsfort Village does not fall
under other criteria in our selection policy such as inclusion in
"best seller" lists, literary merit or perceived need.

The copies of the books will be available on my desk at the Archibald
Library if you would like to have them back.

Rxxxx Txxxx

Principal Librarian

Rancho Cucamonga Library Services"

I perused the catalog, hoping to fathom the library's decision and, well, they're right. Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton oozes with literary merit as will her harrowing jailbird epic that's already garnering 7- and 8-figure advances, and I DO perceive the need for The Truth About Diamonds by Nicole Richie and ANYTHING Madonna writes for children.

A children's librarian in Glendale, California says it's standard operating procedure for metropolitan and urban libraries, including Glendale. He and his colleagues can add the works of unknown authors, including mine, to individual branch collections, but books won't be considered for system-wide acquisition without at least one professional review.

Rialto to Glendale is a much longer drive than Rialto to Rancho Cucamonga, but it'll be worth it. He's working on booking me for "Authors, Artists and Friends," the library's evening-with-an-author program.

See any of you there? :)
 
Rancho Cucamonga has a library system? Who knew!

ANYway, seems rather haughty and high handed, the way you were treated. In all events, I hope that something will work out in Glendale and that you'll keep us posted as to when that might be, and I hope that someone will in time review your book, so you will have some ammo to work with as you pursue this type of thing, if that's the way things apparently work. The cover art is fantastic; I should obtain a copy and have a read. Perhaps the librarian should have considered same before passing judgment.
 
Illegitimis non carborundum!

Most librarians in the US, as you know, are under fire from all sides.
One group is the christianists; they're hate driven and would gladly burn all her books.
Another are the radical (insert name). These lovely souls object to non-politically-correct words on general principles and would, if they could, burn all her books.
Then there are the nazis. These dear souls don't want any books in the library except in the English language. They would gladly burn all her books with her on top.
Ultimately, it is the culture wars in microcosm.

Some librarians are strong enough to fight the good fight; others are royal bitches who just delight in saying "no". This in-duh-vi-duh-al is definitely in the later category. When your book does get on the "true-blue" list, I hope you will take the time to present her with a signed copy in a public ceremony.

I'll be reading Collinsfort Village when I'm back in the 'States. Send me an e-mail where I can buy it.
Keep going, Joe - and don't stop writing.
 
Thanks Joe, can't wait to read it!

Panthera, I thought about all that too, until Joe mentioned Paris Hilton and Nicole books, who would think people like that would want that type of book, but there it is. In all events, I like your idea of later presenting the book to the librarian (evil grin).
 

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