Army of dirt, prepare for battle!
The war just begone.
Dirt balls are lined up for battle, grease stains slicking shirt collars.
Towels are humped up waiting for agitator release.
Will Clorox Bleach join in to fight this war?
Will Downey hit Suggle's in the face to knock out static?
Who's going to Bounce and tell the tale?
Oh mighty Ariel, tell Roma to bring his brother Foca to fight the fight against dirt and grime.....