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"I wonder what Harry meant when he said I was "well-stocked"? And what is that thing up on the wall?"

 

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"Don't try to sweet-talk me, Lou--you're outta here! And don't let the Shelvador smack you in the ass on your way out!"

 

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"Honey, you make the best pork chops. I wish my wife could cook like you."

 

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"No no! It's How Dry I Am, dammit!"

 

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"There. They'll never find the razor blade now!"

 

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"I had talent. I could have been a star. So how did I end up here, married to Dave Garroway? Maybe if I stand really still, I'll blend into the cabinets. Then I can make a break for it."

 

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"Magic Minute, my fanny! I'm lucky if George gives me a Magic Five Seconds! And Junior--stop eating the bacon grease and go outside and play!"

 

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"Something wrong, Stan? I'm trying to show you my new hat and you just keep looking at those men and their balls."

 

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"Man, this girdle is really riding up!"

 

[Maytagmom]

LMAO here

veg....halarious!
Keep them coming!

 

[toggleswitch]

or...for the last one

I've lost the plunger.
ah, nevermind, I just backed into where I left it.

 

[swestoyz]

Very Nice, Veg, very nice.

Ben

 

[Brneyedgrl80]

Those were great!

I especially liked number three.

 

[parunner58]

Those are great, keep them coming

 

[retromom]

Veg...you've done it again!!

Austin read these to me as I was flitting about the homestead....I am crying!!!! You, my friend, have a very warped (say YAY) sense of humour!! More please!!

Venus -
no longer reaching for Depends; just a spongemop!

 

[abcomatic]

HI Veg, I am at school now laughing my --- off!. Love this! Please do more! abcomatic(gary)

 

[hoover1060]

for #3 she's thinking:

Yeah kiss me you dipstick, I'll teach you to flirt with the waitress down at the coffee shop!
How about some chocolate pudding made with EXLAX????HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[abcomatic]

For number 4
"Susie, for G- - sakes shut up! If you don't watch out I will cut your hands off, stomp on that damn thing and through you both in the washer!"

 

[luxflairguy]

For #3

Isn't that Joan Crawford??

 

[luxflairguy]

#5

I meant #5 looks like our dear Joan!!

 

[abcomatic]

Number 2 "Hotflashes, hell yes I have hot flashes?! What do you think I use this new fridge for after all you moron!"

 

[polkanut]

Veg, you are definitely a very twisted man. I somehow resemble that remark!

 

[maytagbear]

Thank you, dear Veg

for the best laugh I have had on a very trying day.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[veg-o-matic]

For the last one:

"Oh, nothing. By the way, have you seen my Monistat?"

 

[bobbyderegis]

You're all sick. Funny as hell, but very sick. :.)
Bobby in Boston

 

[hoover1060]

For the Westy laundromat one:

Ah 1 ah 2 ah 3 ah 4 dear thats right count for mommy...{I'll kill daddy for giving that to you, tourtured cats would sound better} thats right dear keep counting for mommy...

 

[bethann]

You crack me up!

How in the hell do YOU even know what Monistat is anyway?

 

[veg-o-matic]

Oh, honey, I even know what Norforms are.

XX

 

[cleanteamofny]

That's it, I gonna punch you in your lemons since your mommy wants you to hit the dirt.......