Someone REALLY needs this!

[veg-o-matic]

Found on ebay:

Pardon Our Interruption...

 

[toggleswitch]

O M G

Now THAT is a must-have....

 

[Brneyedgrl80]

That is fabulous!! I love it!

 

[hooverwheelaway]

Too Funny, But...

One has to wonder what were you searching for that you stumbled across that...!?!?!

*ducks and runs*

 

[toggleswitch]

Sing it girls!!!.. *real song*

Chorus:

Searching,
looking for love,
All the time I can

Searching,
looking for love,
I've got to find me a man

REPEAT CHORUS, then..

He needn't be handsome
He needn't be tall
He needn't be charming at all,
but then I'll move on down the line..

Chorus.

ah Provincetown,MA
Sweet sweet sweet memories of my youth.

If I knew then whatI know now....

 

[veg-o-matic]

Fred, dollink...

I was searching for Helene Curtis. I collect defunct haircare products, you know.

It was totally innocent, I tells ya! I'm a victim of soicumstance!

Three, two, one...

 

[hooverwheelaway]

I believe ya!

No worries I think it's a riot, and am tempted to bid on it--and give it as a gift, of course. *ahem*

 

[gmpayne]

GAY TOP

DOES IT WORK IF YOUR BALD?

 

[toggleswitch]

Yes,

even bald people can use Gay Top cream.

 

[bethann]

Veg

I can't believe YOUR not buying it!