Little Ben is doing his best to put on happy face with yesterdays 1985 Fairfax find. The machine itself is in great shape but the hose and power nozzle, well they've seen better days and plenty of tape is patching them up. Not to worry though as I'll find better ones. This is not a quiet vac but not horribly noisy either. The owners manual touts its versatility as a hair dryer with optional hose and soft bonnet as well as the health benefits of adding water and camphor like scents as well as its ability to clean the air. How one would sleep with it running or stand it long enough to dry your hair is questionable. I know nothing of them, it's a very similar machine to the Watermatic, but the Watermatic was near library quiet in comparison. I think this is were the idea of R2D2 was conceived.