what sort of, er, pig do you draw?

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Jason, I hate to break this to you, but that's a symptom of galloping heterosexuality!

Just teasing, but I bet there are studies on the subject....you can get money for just about anything if you fancy it up enough.
 
Ok well some of it may be accurate. The last part about the tail. Nope! Long tail, great sex life. Only if my right hand doesn't get tired before I'm finished.
 
I couldn't resist--Sorry for the hijack

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.

"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."

They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.

"That's for knowin' the difference."
 
Just where were you intending on putting that thumb of yours

~Only if my right hand doesn't get tired ...

Ah, but does the left hand know what the right hand is doing?
 
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