Word Play

[maytagbear]

In my desire to cheer up dear, dear Toggle-

Try your hand at wordplay. Puns, jokes, silliness.

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{They don't have to be appliance related, but if they are-good!}

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[Versatronic]

OK, here's one

Toggle always liked Barbie, but he digs Kenmore.

 

[jasonl]

Which sent his heart into a Whirlpool. He and Ken made a great DUET, even in the HE4T of passion.

 

[roto204]

Are you kidding?

There isn't much HE4T of passion when things shrivel in the dead of winter due to the Frigidaire...

 

[jasonl]

Yeah, but Toggle's so good looking, he could probably get Amana night. Some Maytag him as cheap, but some appreciate the Servis.

What happened to the Speed Queen? Kelvinator.

I'm having BRIe cheese for thanksgiving. =D

 

[SactoTeddyBear]

Re: Maybe Toggle:

will Tide one over, to keep them from getting too Agitated about his Cheering them on as they complete their Final Touch and saying GEE Toggle, that was about as much fun as a Spin-Drain, leading you onto the Hottestpoint of the highlights of the Evening. Maybe next time we can try starting in Neutral, before putting our Frigidaire Jet-Action into Drive and before the Bouncing Starts the Bed Springs Squeeking.

Whirlpool Wishes and Kenmore Fun and too all, a Good Westinghouse Night, Steve "STB"

 

[jasonl]

Bed Sqeeking

And that was the Apex, the Zenith of his night. They were Surfing like a Calypso. And then Ken Crowned Toggle his Custom Imperial.

It was Pure-X.

 

[Versatronic]

So, you see, there really is no problem

Because when Toggle Duz what he Duz, he Bendix all over town.

 

[maytagbear]

Thanks for the response so far-

They don't have to be about Toggle, though.

I don't usually like jokes requiring a set up, but here goes:

Woman opens refrigerator door, sees rabbit:

"What are you doing in my refrigerator?"

"This is a Westinghouse, right?

"Yes, why?"

"I'm just "Westing!"

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[maytagbear]

And another-

"Why did the little silly salute the refrigerator?"

"It was a General Electric!"

L/Mb

 

[toggleswitch]

You guys are fantasttic. Thanks for the boost..!!!!

 

[petek]

Bendix LOL

 

[southernmdgeguy]

Those are great

I have just been Tappan on the keys but have not been able to whip up anything as funny as you guys have. Thanks for the laughs!

 

[toggleswitch]

Sing it It's getting hot in here, so take off all your c

oh yes Ken,more more more. That's it.
WOW you've made your Hotpoint, but now it's even past sizzle, it Sears!

[Time passes, activites continue.]

No no no get out of the Whirlpool, SSSSHHHH the Kitchen-Aid will hear us. (Why, oh why, didn't she leave yet, she finished cooking the Miele-s hours ago.)

as things pick up again..

The way you handle my Candy is very Admiral-able.
[Silently in thoughts, "But Zanussi,the gardener does it BETTER!"].

 

[toggleswitch]

Did you hear?-- Versatronic and his girlfriend like to roll-play and dress-up to have more fun.....

She was a French maid.
He was gladiator.

 

[toggleswitch]

Hablamos Espanol?

What happens when you gather six delinquent violence-prone teenaged boys in a room for a week?

Es un tiempo mas turbado.

 

[compactc9]

Thats helarious. And very naughty...

 

[Versatronic]

Glad

Toggle, glad you didn't make that the other way around.

 

[toggleswitch]

Is there any other way? LOL