Brian....while true you are the biggest B....and yet puzzled that you have no Butt!....must be flat from riding against my GE FF during the spin.....better watch out for that Calypso's washplate, that dome nutates as if to open up and widen the very fibers of.....well, nevermind!
stand sideways and stick out your tongue....you look like a zipper!.....lol
(ducks and runs!)