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SUBJECT: Go-go dancer

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
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> The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."
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> The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
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> The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
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> The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?
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> The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."
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> The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
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Isn't it wonderful--never saw the ending coming. It's a perfect joke, ain't it?!
 
oh sugah, you shouldn't have. REALLY!

Go-go dancer:
A girl's best friends are her legs.
...and between her friends she makes a living.

Did you know that aspirin is the best form of birth-control there is? Oh yes chil'. Put one between your knees and don't let it fall.

Mrs. Klein and Mrs. Schwartz were in from Ohio and here to see some Museums and attractions. Afterwards, they were shopping at Macy's (the world's biggest closet) and then at Bloomingdale's in Manhattan. A couple of dozen flaming and swishy and girly-boy salesmen later, one says to the other:
Sylvia dahlink, do you believe this? It's DISGUISTING; they should round them all up and put them on an island somewhere. "Vatdayamean, Pearl" says Sylvia as she looks over her b-focals, "That's exactly what they've done."

Easy, killer-- that bitch Toggle is getting WAY too much airtime. *WINK*
 
I wanted to dedicate to Santa Man, Veg O. Matic but it came

Oh well, you both tickle everybody's funny bone.
 
Turn up the heat, hon.

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my @$$ up just one more time."
 
LOL

Toggs, you are HYSTERICAL!! I always enjoy reading your posts. Jeff tells me you are a bit more reserved in person though.

Robb
 
A lady on the streets, a whore in bed and a naughty, but res

The hard part of being a woman is knowing just how much of a lady to be!

Just remember darlings you (plural) don't know me; you know OF me! There is SO much more(to everyone on this site)than words on a screen can convey.

As Samantha has said, digital make us fabulous, analog makes us human and real!
 
Two gay men are walking hand in hand when one of them suddenly says, "Uggggh, I just smelled this very intense d..k smell!" "Sorry", said the other one, "It was me, I just burped".
 
Greek salad please, and hold the anchovies. Don't choke

So in a very crowded gay bar (think Babylon in QAF), one guy says in another's ear, as he is attempting to squeeze and pass by: "Mind if I push your stool in?"

Q-What is the hardest part of a male-to-female gender change operation?
A- Sewing on the anchovies.

I had once heard that in becoming a female from a male the more you pay for "it" the better it looks. They MUST mean more authentic.........
 
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
 

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