Ah, it appears grandpa John is off his meds again, or hitting the firewater.
After 40 years of use, I'm still waiting for all of this destructive, worn and torn clothes and bedding. Well, damn, here I sit still using the same old stuff decade after decade. I've retained the same statue since my mid teens and still wear those same clothes but some not in public anymore due to the changing times.
As far as opinions on different machines, it's really subjective and comes down to what one is use to. Yeah, orbitals seem a bit chaotic to me because I grew up being lulled to the sounds of long stroke 'tags. The sounds of Hobart Kitchenaid Aids and reverse rack Maytags also bring me to my happy place but would probably drive most to suicide today. Just what I'm use to. My '63 Frigidaire WCI-63 washer with the Rollermatic agitator drove me up the wall but to a boomer it probably brings back fond memories of being young, parents healthy and full of life, and grandparents still around.
Just continue using whatever brings you joy and pleasure in this world before it all comes to an end.