"IS THAT A TRILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE
ME?"
-- an Inaugural Limerick--
by Ted Drachman
(Suggested by, Adapted from, &Improved upon--IMHO--a Bit on Jimmy
Kimmel Live!, 1/20/09)
OUR NEW 44TH PREZ (THAT'S BARACK),
HAS HUGE EARS THAT WOULD SHAME THOSE OF SPOCK.
SMILED FIRST LADY MICHELLE,
"YOU'LL FORGIVE IF I KVELL,
BUT THEY'RE DWARFED BY THE SIZE OF HIS
ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE."
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ME?"
-- an Inaugural Limerick--
by Ted Drachman
(Suggested by, Adapted from, &Improved upon--IMHO--a Bit on Jimmy
Kimmel Live!, 1/20/09)
OUR NEW 44TH PREZ (THAT'S BARACK),
HAS HUGE EARS THAT WOULD SHAME THOSE OF SPOCK.
SMILED FIRST LADY MICHELLE,
"YOU'LL FORGIVE IF I KVELL,
BUT THEY'RE DWARFED BY THE SIZE OF HIS
ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE."
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