And finally we get to meet the Laundress!
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Well, at long last, LOL!
But, I'm worried. She didn't once mention Fels. Is she unwell?
But, I'm worried. She didn't once mention Fels. Is she unwell?
Why Da Noive!
Lemme at em! Lemme at em! I'll sue! That's what I'll do. I'll sue!
Launderess
Lemme at em! Lemme at em! I'll sue! That's what I'll do. I'll sue!
Launderess
LOL--glad i'm not the only bugs bunny fan here
andrewinorlando
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Why Laundress....what fabulous chins you have!!!!
The E makes a difference.
ah yes but do we get to actually see the Laund-E-ress.
ah yes but do we get to actually see the Laund-E-ress.
Here I was thinking
you stayed away from E, Toggles.
Love and laughter,
Lawrence/Maytagbear
you stayed away from E, Toggles.
Love and laughter,
Lawrence/Maytagbear
WELL I NEVER ! *STOMPS AWAY WITH A SOUR-PUSS ON! "
*LOL ROFL LMAO*
I'm a good old-fashioned little first-generation American boy (with ethnic roots) with a pure heart and soul (and a big mouth) from the outskirts and suburbs of NYC and don't have any idea of what you mean.
*GAG*
If I were (Roman) Catholic I'd say what my friends say:
"I'm good old-fashioned Catholic boy......"
OR
"Would anyone like to buy a bridge?
The Brooklyn Bridge is now available........."
Thanks for the laugh L/Mb!!!
*LOL ROFL LMAO*
I'm a good old-fashioned little first-generation American boy (with ethnic roots) with a pure heart and soul (and a big mouth) from the outskirts and suburbs of NYC and don't have any idea of what you mean.
*GAG*
If I were (Roman) Catholic I'd say what my friends say:
"I'm good old-fashioned Catholic boy......"
OR
"Would anyone like to buy a bridge?
The Brooklyn Bridge is now available........."
Thanks for the laugh L/Mb!!!
Personally I tend to picture OUR Launderess as a short little good-looking spitfire with class, talent, drive and education and a nice rack (in her laundry room), say like Lisa LaPorta.
Or Giada De Laurentiis.
Same basic description, but far more descriptive with the sensory vocabulary. As she stands over her washer:
"Oh, mmm. The creamy suds halfway up the glass, the soft splashing of the water against the tub. It's just like clean clothes on a sunny day back when my mother did laundry in Napoli..."
Same basic description, but far more descriptive with the sensory vocabulary. As she stands over her washer:
"Oh, mmm. The creamy suds halfway up the glass, the soft splashing of the water against the tub. It's just like clean clothes on a sunny day back when my mother did laundry in Napoli..."
perc-o-prince
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Giada
You just know that her parent's spent a fortune on her choppers and told her to give a big, toothy smile all the time while she's on camera!
Chuck
You just know that her parent's spent a fortune on her choppers and told her to give a big, toothy smile all the time while she's on camera!
Chuck
whirlcool
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But I want to see OUR Laundress!
And with such a fetching uniform!
mickeyd
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brain without a face
the style tone and diction of today's woman's prose do not come any way near those of our laundress
besides, our Laundress is gorgeous in so many ways
sadly, we are never ever ever going to see her face on this page, and that is Heartbreak Hotel on Labor Day
maybe if we vowed never to reveal her publicly, she would e-mail the members a photo privately, guaranteed that if any of us broke the vow, the penalty would be permanent banishment
LAUNDRESS, WE WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE YOU
WE LOVE YOU
the style tone and diction of today's woman's prose do not come any way near those of our laundress
besides, our Laundress is gorgeous in so many ways
sadly, we are never ever ever going to see her face on this page, and that is Heartbreak Hotel on Labor Day
maybe if we vowed never to reveal her publicly, she would e-mail the members a photo privately, guaranteed that if any of us broke the vow, the penalty would be permanent banishment
LAUNDRESS, WE WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE YOU
WE LOVE YOU
Somehow I don't think that's our Launderess . . .
Because if our Launderess grew up with six brothers and sisters I don't believe for a moment she would have been alone in the laundry room. Rather, they would have all been in there and she would have been supervising them on how to properly wash, dry, iron, sort, and fold . . . probably with a sharp ruler by her side to offer encouragement!
Because if our Launderess grew up with six brothers and sisters I don't believe for a moment she would have been alone in the laundry room. Rather, they would have all been in there and she would have been supervising them on how to properly wash, dry, iron, sort, and fold . . . probably with a sharp ruler by her side to offer encouragement!
mickeyd
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Laundress,
How 'bout teasing us with something-- anything !--the tiniest crumb of a clue as to your physical self.
Come on, Sweet Lady, it's Labor Day.
Thank You, Dear
How 'bout teasing us with something-- anything !--the tiniest crumb of a clue as to your physical self.
Come on, Sweet Lady, it's Labor Day.
Thank You, Dear
I Like Mystery
I think Laundress should stay a secret. After all, we can all use our imaginations and paint our own mental picture of the Goddess of Proper Clothing Care.
Wasn't it more fun when we were never able to see Maris Crane on "Frasier"? After all, we knew what she looked like from the descriptions that Niles, Frasier and Martin spilled out!
Besides,I love a good mystery.
Yes, I'm a fan of the dimunitive yet attractive Lisa LaPorta. But give me her carpenter hunks, a nail gun and a few hours....!
I think Laundress should stay a secret. After all, we can all use our imaginations and paint our own mental picture of the Goddess of Proper Clothing Care.
Wasn't it more fun when we were never able to see Maris Crane on "Frasier"? After all, we knew what she looked like from the descriptions that Niles, Frasier and Martin spilled out!
Besides,I love a good mystery.
Yes, I'm a fan of the dimunitive yet attractive Lisa LaPorta. But give me her carpenter hunks, a nail gun and a few hours....!
I like to think of Laundress
as an Audrey Hepburn type, stunningly beautiful, yet lithe....as she was in "Roman Holiday," (the good) "Sabrina," and "Charade."
Lawrence/Maytagbear
as an Audrey Hepburn type, stunningly beautiful, yet lithe....as she was in "Roman Holiday," (the good) "Sabrina," and "Charade."
Lawrence/Maytagbear
aquarius1984
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What if Lauderess WAS a celebrity?
Hiding under the guise of a real Launderess? My guess is she is a striking glamour model /Bond Girl, from the references I often see made towards washing fine fabrics in certain posh detergents? This lady probably has more sexy underwear than Agent Provocateur *LOL*
THAT or its either Kim or Aggie. Rofl. R
Hiding under the guise of a real Launderess? My guess is she is a striking glamour model /Bond Girl, from the references I often see made towards washing fine fabrics in certain posh detergents? This lady probably has more sexy underwear than Agent Provocateur *LOL*
THAT or its either Kim or Aggie. Rofl. R
