Tacki Language Impediment?
I guess "Parrking yowr carr in the darrk in Haavarrd Yaarrd" is easier on the ear than, "Hey Y'all! (note correct spelling of Y'all), How are you doing?" (According to who?)
Interesting that Southerners never move "north" to retire, yet the carpetbagging Yankees keep invading the south in frightening numbers. And after relocating to our turf, they do nothing but criticize our language, culture, food, values, morals, ethics, backwardness, driving, etc. So, why do they move here to begin with?
In the words of Auntie Mame, "goodbye Yankee girl!!"