Beauty Contest, Part II

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veg-o-matic

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Dang. I went to check the older thread and found that it had moved into the archive. So now I have to start a new one.

Well, here I am--big as life and twice as ugly. Don't look too long or you'll turn to stone!

veg
 
Nice Chair Cushion Fabric Too

Oh my God; my fingers and arms are getting rigid, I think I'm
turning to sto ...........

NOT!!!

I'd have you paint some a them little telstarry things on my kitchen walls any time. Now I'm gonna defrag and reload the logitech quickcam software.
 
Bob, well good grief, what took you sooo long. You'er quite a handsome eye full, not a complaint here. And I like the TaB T-shirt too. Bob
 
Sarcasm Alert!

Yes, yes, Bob--

You are quite hideous, and I have never seen a less appealing man.

JOKING!

Love and laughter

Lawrence/Maytagbear
 
Uhm, anyone else? Please? Don't make me be the only one here!

How about you, Mr. K. Preston? Mr. V. Satronic? Washinsheen? Spiralactivator?

Launnnnnnnnnnnnnnnderess?

(Oh, and thanks for the compliments. I understand laser eye surgery is becoming more affordable now...)

veg
 
Ok, you could have seen me

in my Charlie McCarthy video. If you think you are hidious Veg, you have not seen ME!!!! I was better looking when I had more hair. The video I was about 20 lbs lighter and 15 or so years younger too. I have to find a picture where I at least look like me. Most pics I am making faces or some other foolishness. I will work on it I promise.
 
Finally we get to see Veg!

Hi Veg, very nice picture, Love the Tab shirt! and YAY for vintage Better Homes and Gardens magazines!
 
Hey sexy!

You cut all your hair off! I like it! You look rather handsome with the new do!( Not that you we're before or anything.) Did Honey notice when you first came in?
 
I was going to call that picture "Here's the Dork, all shaven and shorn, who scared the maiden all forlorn, that [something something] the cow with the crumpled horn..."

If Honey noticed, she didn't say anything. Apparently, her mind was on liver treats.

Hey, come on! It's just Louis and me. Howsabout someone else posting, too?

veg, who's getting a little uneasy
 
Here is my partner Todd (l) and I (r) at a respectable St. Louis establishment called Absolutli Goosed. I think I'm on my fifth drink. So lovely that this was the best picture I could find of us.
T.
 
Great Pic Oh Veggie One!

Veg:

You handsome ol' devil you!! I'm really disturbed that you have waaaaaay far less wrinkles than I do! Dr. Matagringos would be disappointed!

Am I the only one who thought Tab tasted like the can it came in? FEH! Loved the logo though!
 
Oh, Venus, you are so wrong about Tab. It's much better than any of the other diet sodas out there. I usually have to drive up to PA to get it, and it's worth it.

Jackson, you, on the other hand, have excellent taste! Do you have trouble finding it in TN? And do you ever get tired of hearing people say "Do they still MAKE that??"

Can you believe I'm only a year older than mayken4now? So why don't I look like that? My only explanation is that I must have been dropped on my face a lot.

As an adult.

veg
 
People ask me that a lot followed by "Where do you get it". The local Kroger carries it by the 12 pack. My wife usually buys me a couple whenever she grocery shops. I keep a 12 pack in my desk at work and one going at home. I drink a case a week.

I made a convert a week ago. We have an Indian lady at work who had never heard of it. I gave her one, and now she is almost as addicted as I am.

Hey, it is a piece of retro that we can enjoy now.
 
You know, I don't think I've ever had Tab...but it seems like something that would go perfectly with my present life as a secretary...have to find some at lunch.
T.
 
Steve, OMG, marry me and have my , err Maytags. Now gotta start the pump so the drool won't cause the house to move off it's foundation.
 
Hey!

appnut's not the only one who's turning on the drool pump!

Between Steve, Lewis (our tasty little Dutch import), and deeptub and Todd, well...

Anyone else remember the pic of Rick in a speedo?

Sigh....

veg
 
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