If You Want Sweet Cornbread -
Come to Iowa.
When I first moved here, I was in a nearby Hy-Vee and saw packages of cornbread, already baked and cut in squares, in the ready-meals section. Not having had any cornbread in a while, I bought some.
Brought it home, microwaved it till hot, and dove in.
Thought I was gonna die.
The stuff was sweeter than your average birthday cake.
Since that time, my aunt sends Stiver's Best self-rising cornmeal up from Georgia a couple of times a year. And Hy-Vee can kiss my - uh, grits.