WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd
like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr.
President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,
"How
about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims
"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been
in
your second term of office for a year!'' As the waitress storms away,
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced
'quiche'
Kelly
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd
like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr.
President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,
"How
about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims
"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been
in
your second term of office for a year!'' As the waitress storms away,
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced
'quiche'
Kelly
