Partners in Grime
They look like a shady bunch, though the dishwasher looks innocent, natural, and doesn't appear to have been darkened on the edges by hanging out with these two.
That rangehood: it clearly has a filthy past. Just looking at the picture, you can see it. Won't hesitate to blow away anything that gets in it's way.
And that frig? The icy cold tough guy. Does the dirty work for the gang. The cavernous bulk holds many secrets and perhaps, a carcass or two.
Clearly the dishwasher is the mole of the gang. His pretty boy looks allow him to plug into crowds the others would be left for scrap by. He cleans up and makes the whole gang look good.
The Stove, you ask? The snitch! He got a bit heated at times, almost blew the gangs cover, almost left them to cook, while he took all the dough. ....but... ah, The gang all went for a walk one day.... It was in the woods, ya see, and Stan the stove went baa-daa boom, baa-daa bang!
Was an accident. Stoves slide down steep hillsides and into hidden lakes all the time. Faa-getta-bott-it!
Either way, they're all hold up in a wood shed, quietly waiting the day electric service is installed.
