I have chips (thick "fries", not crisps) once or twice a week and have an electric deep fat fryer so I don't burn the house down. Best electric fryer I had was a Kenwood total clean (I think de'longi eventually acquired the rights to the design), you just had to pull the thermostat unit out of the front, which had the cable attached and the rest would disassemble and go in the dishwasher. Unfortunately after a few years the dishwasher tablets got to the rubber seals around the element pins and wrecked it.
I prefer haddock or cod to beef burgers though and wouldn't want a bun, prefer more chips! Shop bought beef burgers have far too much fat for me and give me chronic indigestion, so I prefer to make my own from mince beef with <=5% fat.
My dad had a small boat and used to longline as well as rod fish, so we used to get cod, whiting, bass and skate, a lot fresher than you'd get off the trawlers, and I'd make beer batter using his home brew real ale, which was actually decent stuff.