Is there life west of the Hudson River?
Let me tell you a little story.
I was on a date decades ago in a strange far away place known as Jersey City, NJ (also a "suburb" of New York City, and right across the Hudson River).
First, the guy whipped out his little birdie and expected me to kiss it. (You first!) [I assure you this is much funnier in Europe.]
Then, later when things got...er romantic...his two male dogs decided to come watch. I was not too happy. When the dogs' lipstick came out of the holder and they started breathing/panting hard and fast while intently watching, I SIMPLY LEFT. They knew what was going on and apparently it "moved" them. That was the end of that date and any future ones.
Gay dogs? Oh yes I think so. I just want to know who did THEY think was the bitch..........
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