It's OK
I didn't mind your rant at all, someguy. Most of us feel the same way you do. I am sorry that the 1-18 and Kenmore dryer got away. But, there was another Craigslist ad posted a few months ago from the Portland area. There might just be another one. You never know! Meanwhile, keep an eye out for vintage Maytags, GE Filter Flos, belt drive Whirlpools, and belt-drive Kenmores. Also, older direct-drive Kenmores and Whirlpools with manual timers are a good choice and have proven reliability. They can usually be had for a song. All these are more common, and also have the types of controls you're looking for. Any Hotpoint Rim-Flo is fine too, as long as it works and doesn't leak fluids.
Avoid any plastic-tub GE made after 1995 or WCI (White Consolidated Industries) Frigidaire, as they are problem-prone. White bought GM's Frigidaire division back in 1980, and you can tell them by their strait-vane agitators. Also, GE stopped making the Filter Flo some time in the early 1990's. Keep us posted!
NorfolkSouthern