The Previous Day
Neil went down to his local house clearence shop and asked..."Any Automatics" owner said two are coming in , come back later, dont know the condition, ones Hotpoint & ones Hoover....
Neil phones and asks can you fetch my twinny over for fixing and Oh by the way the fells is dropping off my new wesher!!!
John phones me and says, what do you think about Neil getting an auto, I hope its a good one, meaning classic, or he will be so naffed off if it has long washtimes...I said you watch, i`ve got a feeling he`ll find a classic and not even know...
So John pulls up at Neils to collect the twinny and as he is reversing into the drive nearly crashes the car as "Fannys New washer" has just been dropped off and is in the middle of the garage being watched by John through his reversing mirror...The air has been blue since..and John has been throwing money to try & get this machine...."Not A Chance" says Neil..."Am Avin It"
We take Neils twinny back on Sunday to "See new Machine" we are not dissapointed,!!!!