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I grew up eating chocolate pie, real luscious, cooked slow,nestled in flaky crust, covered in fluffy meringue, and cooled for hours chocolate pie. Cook and serve jello pudding as a filling was considered cheating.

I know how to make them. They turn out delicious. But when I want chocolate pie, I want it now! Lol. 99% of the time, chocolate pie in my kitchen is instant jello pudding filling, graham cracker crumb crust, and canned whipped cream. 7 minutes start to finish, I timed it today.

Are there any recipes you cheat on, even though you know better?

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One of my favorite lines ...

... from "Everybody Loves Raymond":

Marie, helping Debra unpack her groceries, pulls out a tube of cookie dough.

"Oooh! Cookies from a log!" (Reads instructions.) "You heat them up. Well that's almost baking!"
 
I used to make a cheesecake pie with cherry topping - bought the mix and made the graham cracker crust. That's almost as fast , but not quite, as buying the pre-made pie crust, but I am suspicious of pre-made crusts...would rather make myself.

Thanks for the stuffing recipe and ditto to the others on other thread.

Phil
 
We commonly get Convienience food items;

@ the prison. They mostly come as opportunity buys from food brokers. We typically cook up a test batch as the MFG directs, then (Chef Improve)it to meet our needs.
Nonetheless what matters most is that when the food hits the trays the inmates like it.
There are many cheats you can do without compromising quality. Nowhere have I found this more true as a chef than the prison kitchen.
However, for the record I NEVER cheat in the kitchen unless ABSOLUTLY NEEDED!
Chef Nick "WK78"
 
I cheat...

On some things, if im in a hurry, I use, Jiffy Pie Crust Mix,but not for a fancy dinner, likewise, Jello Pudding Mix is ok,but not for homemade banana pudding, that needs a real scratch made custard....I hate canned biscuits,so I make homemade..Bought graham cracker crusts are ok ,but not to take somewhere,it takes only a few minutes to make scratch..
 
For Me....

The best "cheating" is that which makes people think you slaved for hours when you didn't. This doesn't happen with a lot of "easy" recipes, because while they may be acceptable family or casual fare, you can tell that products were combined to "create" something.

This "cheated" spaghetti sauce of mine - which I've posted here before - meets my definition of a successful cheat. It tastes wonderful, and the bottled sauce origins are very well-disguised indeed:

FABULOUS FAKE SPAGHETTI SAUCE

1 large onion, chopped
2 green bell peppers, seeded and chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 Tb. olive or vegetable oil
1 pound mild breakfast sausage
2 small cans of mushroom stems and pieces
2 jars spaghetti sauce, such as Ragu Chunky Gardenstyle
1 bay leaf
Brown sugar, to taste

First: Heat the olive oil in a heavy four-quart saucepot over medium heat. Add the onions, peppers and garlic and cook until soft, but not brown. Drain off any excess oil remaining (there probably won't be any).

Second: In a skillet, saute the sausage until thoroughly cooked and well-browned, breaking it up as it cooks, just like you would with ground beef. There will be a lot of grease. Once the sausage is cooked, pour it into a heatproof colander that has been set over a bowl or pan. Press hard on the sausage with the back of a wooden spoon, to press all excess grease from it. Discard the grease. The more meticulous you are in this step, the better the final result.

Third: Put the cooked, drained sausage into the saucepot with the onions, peppers and garlic. Add the mushrooms and the spaghetti sauce, stir. Add the bay leaf, and bring up to a boil. Reduce the heat, cover, and simmer for 30 minutes.

Fourth: Taste the sauce, and add a bit of brown sugar to round off any acidic taste. You can start with 2 teaspoons or so, and you can add more if you like a bit of evident sweetness, as I do. Simmer, covered, 15 minutes more.

Fifth: The sauce can be served immediately, but it improves if cooled and refrigerated overnight. If you refrigerate it, you'll have an opportunity to scrape off any fat that has accumulated on top of the sauce, but if you have drained the sausage correctly, there will be very little of it, almost none in fact. The sauce reheats and freezes very well.

This sauce is very rich in taste, very thick and extremely chunky with peppers, meat and mushrooms. It also is a cost-effective sauce, not one that will break the bank. If you'll keep your mouth shut about its origins, people will think you worked much harder than you actually did! ;-)
 
P.S., Hans:

I share your contempt for canned biscuits, but have you tried the frozen ones lately? They've been improved out of all recognition.

No, they're not like the ethereal ones my sainted paternal grandmother, Mama Mac, used to make, but they're good, and they're sinfully easy to use.
 
yuck, canned biscuits..

I actually have a little work around for biscuits. They always get rave reviews, even from my grandmother, who has no problem at all pointing out when something from my kitchen is lacking.

Whisk together 2 cups all purpose flour, 1 Tbsp baking powder, 1/4 tsp baking soda, 2 tsp sugar, and 1 tsp salt.

Put 1/3 cup cold lard in the blender. ( it must be cold, keep it in the fridge. Use crisco if you must, but lard is better.) Add 1 cup buttermilk to the blender. Blend on high for 30 seconds to a minute, just until the lard is well blended in.

Pour mixture over the flour. Stir together. Pat out on a dinner plate dusted with flour, cut. Pat out again and cut, until dough is used up. Bake in an ungreased aluminum cake pan at 425 degrees until golden. Rub a bit of butter over the tops and serve.

While the biscuits are baking, put the plate, bowl, spoon and measuring cups in the dishwasher. Fill blender halfway with scalding hot water, add a bit of dish detergent, blend on high until full of foam. Rinse with scalding hot water, and put in dish drainer.

Super easy, super good.
 
Great thread, Kevin! It's fun to learn the favorite kitchen shortcuts of others at AW.

Here's one of mine: For fresher-tasting pasta sauce that is often mistaken for made-from-scratch, combine a jar (roughly 25 ounces) of pasta sauce with a 32-oz. can of crushed tomatoes (I like Muir Glen Organic).

This simple shortcut greatly increases the taste of fresh tomatoes in your sauce. It also balances the harsh flavor of dried seasoning in many jarred sauces. It's especially helpful with often-on-sale brands like Prego, Ragu, and Hunts.

Your chocolate pie: What?! You didn't make homemade graham crackers to crush and use in the crust? Scandalous! LOL. I often make a shortcut "cream" pie exactly the same way. Nothing wrong with that.
 
Not cheating, engineering. Given what I want to eat at prices 1/10th what it would cost to have it prepared and customized to my exact taste and a limited skillset (e.g., I can't make gravy), I make almost nothing from "scratch". I mean, absolute scratch would require you to raise your own cow if you wanted a hamburger.

So I take what I want to end up with, a finite budget/skillset/attention span, and engineer a selection of suitable materials and a process by which they combine to produce a slightly better than just barely acceptable result.

IOW if Whirlpool was a cook, their stuff would be just good enough to get you to buy it and to hell with whether it gave you indigestion. My stuff is a notch better than that.

E-Z calzone: Pack Hormel pepperoni slices; 8oz italian blend shredded cheese (not JUST mozzarella); Pillsbury pizza dough roll; dusting of flour for handling, spritz of nonstick spray on foil for nonstick/zero cleanup.

Spread p'roni slices on paper towel, microwave briefly to cause the release of the COPIOUS amount of grease. Seriously, you wouldn't believe. Cut the p'roni discs in half.

Spread dough on flour-dusted surface of your own design for easy cleanup. I use plasticwrap and aluminum foil. Press/cut out 3 circles with a cereal bowl/butterknife. The third will have to be reconstructed some from remnants and there may be waste dough (or twist into breadsticks).

Cover the circles liberally with cheese blend and p'roni. Fold from circles into 'D' shapes and lightly crimp edges. Spritz foil over baking sheet with nonstick spray. Bake as directed on the dough, except at lower temp to allow time for the interior to heat without overbrowing crust. Serves 3. OR, wrap individuals in alum- foil and freeze, rebake leftovers. If planning for leftovers, take those out before full browning then reheat at original temp leaving the foil loosely wrapped for crisping without overbrowning. Good as new.

See? Whuddeye say? Engineering.
 
Instead of grilled cheese ...

... I make TOASTED cheese sandwiches.

Two slices of bread in the toaster, while holding the cheese between two knives over the heat to make it just soft enough.

Saves me from cleaning a pan and spatula, and my fingers don't get greasy.
 
I cheat by using Duncan Hines Pineapple Supreme cake mix to make a Pineapple Upsidedown.

I do however doctor it up as I use the juice from the pineapple rings in place of water, and I stir in an 8 oz can of crushed pineapple into the batter.
I alsu use dark brown sugar and a bit of extra butter in bottom of pan, the pineapple rings with a whole cherry in each ring as well as in the spaces between the rings. and it must also be baked in my great aunts Griswold iron skillet
 
toasted cheese

Love it! I make them all the time in the toaster oven. Make a regular cheese sandwich, pop in the toaster oven, set for toast, outside is crisp and toasted, inside soft and fluffy. A little butter on the toasted sandwich before eating, perfection.
 
Well,but you've already done all the hard work...

Sandy,

 

That's a wonderful spaghetti sauce recipe; do everything you list and say, do the same exact amount of work but simply substitute a can of really good San Marzano tomatoes, pureed, crushed or whole, for the commercial stuff and you have an even better sauce without all the additives and crap and unnecessary off-flavors of the bottled sauce that you add.

 

Maybe simmer it for an extra hour if you don't like acidic flavors.

 

BTW the Primo brand pastas available at ALDI are pretty darn good.
 
Poor man's "Turtles" ...

They are unbelievably easy, deceptively fancy, and always a hit at parties.

 
Probably off topic, but one of a good friend of mine's roommates came to him in tears asking what "pre-heat" on a box of frozen food meant or was!!!!
 

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