Dust Sucker Ditties

[mrcleanjeans]

"When you buy a vac from a discount store,they're cheap you can't deny,but soon they will be breaking down,it'll make you wanna cry,you'll say "I should get off my feet ,go to a vacuum cleaner store where quality is evident when walking through the door..." doot,doot,doot another vac blows the dust,doot,doot,doot,another vac blows the dust,and another vac's gone and another vac's gone,another vac blows the dust,hey it's gonna get to you,another vac blows the dust..."

 

[mrcleanjeans]

silly vac songs

"And the vac turns on,and the vac turns on,after it is fixed,it's working great.Get's the dirt down deep(dirt down deep)and dirt that's on the top(on the top)..."

 

[Suziehomemaker]

Paper Bags

That is funny could you make one up about vac bags? You know like paper roses.

 

[mrcleanjeans]

"Paper Vac Bags,paper vac bags,oh how real those bojack bags did seem,but they're only imitation and they will not work in your Sunbeam..."

 

[Suziehomemaker]

Hahahahahaha

Keep going.

 

[mrcleanjeans]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,a tale of a wasted trip,that started at the discount store,their vacuums have no zip.The vacs that we own are better than that sorry misery cheap bagless vac that can be bought at Walmart can't you see,at Walmart can't you see.The amperage wars are getting rough,the bagless vacs you'll toss out in the trash goes Dirt Devil and The Eureka Boss,the Eureka Boss.The shift's been toward the better vacs,the Royals,the Kirby.We're thrilled again with Filter Queen,with Airway,and it's gloss.The great TriStar,the Aerus and Simplicity,here where skill is not lost.

 

[jasonl]

Out on the road for 40 days
Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze
**Sweet sweet CONNIE, doin' her act
**She had the whole show and that's a natural fact.

The first few lines of "We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad.