Favorite Halloween Costumes

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Well, THIS thread ought to bring all the queens out of the woodwork! hahaha!

It may be a bit early for this, but what the heck. In looking around for the photo of the once young and beautiful me, I came across my folder of "Halloweens Past."

Here is my first of four from my "Halloween Cast of Characters." This exotic creature is "Dorothy Chander Pavilion." Sort of an inside joke. She was originally created in 1984. I designed and created the make-up myself, a complicated process involving baking plaster molds containing foam latex appliances, cosmetics from the Tammy Faye Bakker Mesner line, and of course her High Couture gown and accessories gleaned from just about every thrift shoppe in the greater Los Angeles area!

I have actually recycled her about a half-dozen times over the years. By last year, her skin had gotten a little the worse for wear and she had developed a nasty case of eczema -- so I think that will be her last appearance.

There will be eight photos in this series!

More characters to come, and they get scarier as we go along!

 

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Dorothy 2

Dorothy 2

 

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Dorothy 3

Dorothy 3

 

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Dorothy 4

Dorothy 4

 

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Dorothy 5

Dorothy 5

 

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Dorothy 6

Dorothy 6

 

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Dorothy 7

Dorothy 7 --- Flirting with "Condom Man" at the WeHo Parade!! I just can't imagine why he wouldn't give me his phone number!!!

 

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Dorothy 8

Dorothy 8 -- Please bring me a jumbo-sized jar of Noxema and a sand blaster...

(There's a mysterious secret to this photo ... see if you can figure it out...!)

 

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Here we have everyone's favorite cigar connoisseur, Monica Lewinsky. This was the year the big Clinton/Monica scandal broke, and there were Monicas of all sizes and shapes running all over the place.

I, however, had the distinction of making it on the 11 o'clock news -- with the obligatory "chuckle, chuckle, head-shaking, 'those crazy West Hollywood parade revelers!'" by the newscasters. Just before they went to break, one of the (male) newscasters quipped, "She looks pretty good to ME!" with shocked looks from the others!

Note the ubiquitous blue dress with the notorious "white stain," the beret, the infamous cigar, and of course she's bawling as she always seemed to be doing in her post-"BUSTED" press conferences!

(There are five photos of Monica.)

 

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Monica 2

Monica 2

 

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Monica 3

Monica 3

 

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Monica 4

Monica 4

 

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Monica 5

Monica 5 -- Dig that crazy cigar!!!!!!!

 

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(Hmmm.... I seem to have this thread all to myself. But then, I always was ahead of my time.)

This Vision of Radiant Beauty is Pasty Sue-Ann Caldwell, resident of the Hootin Holler Trailer Park in South Armpit, Tennessee.

This year, as you will see by the splendid crown that she so proudly wears, Patsy was elected the Bueford-Cundiff® Pig Manure Queen at the annual Summer Farm Fashions Show and Bake Sale put on by the First Righteous and Holier Than Thou Babbatist Church of Hootin Holler.

Posing with her in the third photo is her sister, Esmerelda Eula-Mae; proprietor of the Curls-n-Girls Beauty Parlor; and her brother, Sinead George-Michael, who was voted Best Dressed of the First Righteous Baptist Church B.T.U. Association. His hair is one of the many magnificent creations of Esmerelda Eula-Mae.

 

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Patsy 2

Patsy 2

 

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Patsy 3

Patsy 3 (with her sister, Esmerelda Eula-Mae; proprietor of the Curls-n-Girls Beauty Parlor; and her brother, Sinead George-Michael, who was voted Best Dressed of the First Righteous Baptist Church B.T.U. Association. His hair is one of the many magnificent creations of Esmerelda Eula-Mae)

 

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[I wonder how many people have dressed up as vacuum cleaners for Halloween. I know Jason Davis has. Anyone else? Pictures, pleeeease!]

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And, then, my last entry -- and finally off the drag theme ... well, sort of! --

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Note his regal finery, made from the purest Zarlewiuan gold, diamonds from the core of Jupiter's Sun, fabric spun by the giant Kurwqxawef Spider, and shoes by Magnanni.

His fierce-looking weapon, the Vaporizing Crystallator Disturbulator, dispatches enemies with one blast from its nuclear powered amunition.

 

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