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Iowa Is GREAT!

I cannot tell you how pleased I am with both Iowa and Waterloo - this is a great place to be. The pace is less hurried, the cost of living is lower, and people are very nice and friendly. You get smiles and "hellos" everywhere you go.

Some things are very different. Iowa's soil is visually startling to someone who, like me, grew up in the South, because it's incredibly rich, fertile black loam. In Georgia, the soil is a mix of red clay and sand that has to be coaxed (at great expense) to grow any landscaping worth having. There is more corn here than I have ever seen anywhere in my life! Great fields of it line the highways, and there are even some fields within a mile or two of downtown Waterloo. My understanding is that it's all feed and ethanol corn, not food corn. Soybean fields are also everywhere; that crop is rotated with corn to keep fields productive. A lot of vegetation is different, like the pine trees here - they're short-leaf pines, not the long-leaf variety I'm so wearily familiar with (If I never pick long-leaf pine needles out of my hidden windshield wipers' well again, I will be very happy, trust me!).

Waterloo is big enough to have all the major chain stores like Old Navy and Target, but small enough to have local and regionally-owned retail that still has some character. I'm already very fond of Fareway, a grocery store that looks like it's still 1972 (the cashiers even have their hair done!). Hy-Vee, the major grocery chain, is Iowa-owned, but it's pretty much like big chain grocers everywhere, very slick and up-to-date. I've also been introduced to Menard's, which isn't in the South, and it's more to my liking than either Home Depot or Lowe's, both of which are also here.

Thrifts here have good finds; I just ran across a Lane bar cabinet that will house my TV and video machine. It looks something like an old Stromberg-Carlson TV console, which is why I wanted it. Used appliances are plentiful and cheap. Cars are too, but rust is a factor, because the roads are salted in winter.

The friendliness I've run into extends even to businesses; I recently went to Veridian, the big Iowa credit union most people here use instead of a bank, to join up. I was treated with a courtesy that is long gone in many major cities. I did have some difficulty getting a driver's licence and tagging the car I bought after getting here, but that was due to my own lack of foresight. A birth certificate is now a requirement, due to today's security concerns, and I'd left mine in storage in Atlanta, thinking it would be safest there until I got settled here. Big mistake! Fortunately, I was able to order a replacement certificate online, and that took care of that.

On balance, I'm liking it very much. It's colder than Atlanta, of course. In fact, unseasonably cold - even the natives have done a little grousing about it! Cigarettes (unreconstructed smoker here, don't even try, heard it all and going to ignore it) are more expensive, due to taxes. But gasoline is cheaper, especially if you buy ethanol - you get a 10-cent price break off the cost of regular unleaded. It all evens out, I suppose.

Anyway, it's great to be here - I like it fine.
 
And Another:

"Use Ajax (bum, bum)
The foaming cleanser (bum bum bum bum bum bum)
Cleans pots and pans
Just like a whiz (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
You'll stop paying the elbow tax
When you start cleaning with Ajax!
So- use Ajax (bum, bum)
The foaming cleanser (bum bum bum bum bum bum)
Floats the dirt
Right down the drain (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
So - use - Aaaa-jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax!"
 
Extra value

is what you get, when you buy Coronet.

I'm a 70's child and I can think of cars, food, stores, and clothes jingles, but appliances I'm drawing a blank. And the most memorable ones are lines, not jingles.

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

p.s. I did just think of an appliance one. "GE, we bring good things to life"
 
Mr Sheen ...

Hi Steve,

My memory of Mr Sheen was in a slightly different order ...

Clean, wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen.

I then tried googling it and found this ... most of the conversation between Mrs Sparkle and Mr Sheen ... and it was on a forum on our ABC no less ...

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Mr Sheen: Oh Mrs Sparkle?

Mrs Sparkle: Yes Mr Sheen?

Mr Sheen: I have seen a place where I have never been!

Mrs Sparkle: Oh you mean this piece I found, well the men just brought it round, & I'm just about to spray & wipe it clean!

Together: Wax & polish as you dust with Mr Sheen!

Mr Sheen : "It's a wonder Mrs Sparkle",

Mrs Sparkle : "You're a wonder Mr Sheen."

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And I loved the Louie the Fly ads. They're an Australian icon and he's still being used today.

Cheers,

Nick
 
Mr. Sheen

Thanks Nick, you are 100% correct, it was "clean,wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen."
Yeah I agree with you about Louie the fly,although I only really liked the original from about 1963 I think.
Do you also remember when all those aersol products were called pressure paks, there was Mortein, Preen, Fabulon and Aerogard which come to mind.
Cheers.
Steve.
 
Mr. Sheen jingle

Okay here is the original Mr. Sheen jingle, well here goes,
"Oh Mr. Sheen,Oh Mr.Sheen, today's the day to make the household clean,from the table to the chair and woodwork everywhere, wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen.
Oh what a sparkle, Oh what a sheen, protects the fridge and saves your new washing machine, from finger marks around the door and venetian blinds what's more, wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen, wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen.Then there's the phone and all the chrome, even laminex comes sparkling clean, for an instant mirror sheen and to everything you clean, wax and polish as you dust with Mr. Sheen".
 
Does your shoe have a boy inside?
What a funny place for a boy to hide!
Does your shoe have a dog there, too?
A boy and a dog and a foot in a shoe.
Well, the boy is Buster Brown
And the dog is Tige, his friend.
And it's really just a picture,
But it's fun to play pretend.
So look, look, look
In your telephone book
For the store that sells the shoe
With the picture of the boy and the dog inside
That you can put your foot into.
Buster Brown Shoes! Arf Arf!
 
I remember in the Maytag commercials of the early to mid '80s just after the Maytag repairman would comment to his dog about how lonely he was, the doors and lids of a fridge, oven, microwave, dishwasher, washer, and dryer would slam shut one right after the other with a resounding background hum. Then a male voice would rattle off the infamous, "Maytag--the dependability people" slogan as the commercials ended. Watching TV with my parents, I'd often comment after those commercials about how I was going to fill my house with all Maytag appliances someday.... Well, I changed my mind not many years later.
 
these are more advertising slogans than jingles, but...

Victa lawnmowers -" Victa turns grass into lawn."

Hoover Vacs - "Beats as it sweeps as it cleans."

Hoover washing machines - "Hoover makes you boss of the wash."

Renault Virage car (Virage was the Australian market name for the later version of the Renault 12 of the 1970s) - "Renault Virage - drive it and you'll buy it."

Chrysler Valiant Charger - a unique to Australia two door version of the early 70s Chrysler Valiant car, with very sporty styling: "Hey, Charger!"
The ads showed a Charger driving past, and impressed-looking people made a "V" sign with their two fingers and held it up to the car, calling out "hey, Charger!" as the car passed. It was a very successful campaign, and kids all over the country held up the two fingers to every Charger they saw, as do nostalgic middle aged men these days when a restored Charger drives by. (the fingers were held up with the palm facing forward, unlike the rude British and Aussie gesture, with the palm facing backwards...)
 
Uncle Sam deodorant

Uncle Sam deodorant was an Aussie product in the 70s, with overtly USA styled packaging...

"you need Uncle Sam, you need Uncle Sam,
let's get together with the Stars and Stripes can
the perfect connection for fellas and gals
and under your arm is the top of the world... No Sweat!"

At school we came up with our own version...
"you need Uncle Sam, you need uncle Sam
49 cents for a rusty old can
the perfect connection for beetles and bats
and under your arm is the smell of dead rats."

Notice for over-patriotic Americans - engage sense of humour before viewing this ad...

 

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