Funny Halloween Trick or Treat

[gadgetgary]

Received this in an email...thought I would pass it on....Enjoy!

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or " and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...

* * * 1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

 

[toggleswitch]

ohh goody a JOKE thread.

"Rabbi, What should I do? My don has converted to Christianity"
"I don't know," answered the Rabbi "Come back tomorrow and I'll ask advice from G-d."
The man comes back the next day.
"I can't help you,"said the Rabbi. "God told me he has the same problem."

 

[toggleswitch]

son not don.. oy vey

 

[toggleswitch]

A man goes to the doctor with a very bad case of sunburn. The dotor prescribes Viagra.
"I didn't realize Viagraga was treatment for sunburn" said the man.
"It isn't" replied the doctor "but It will stop the sheets from hurting your legs.

 

[washertalk]

that's the best you can do?

 

[brettsomers]

do NOT provoke Toggle-licious!

 

[washertalk]

EWWWWWW

 

[toggleswitch]

LOL one must behave oneself.

 

[tlee618]

Oh no Steve, that wouldn't be any fun!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

LOL oth Terry, they TIRE of me, dear.

 

[tlee618]

Never Steve!!! I can't wait to spend the day in the kitchen with you again!!!

 

[toggleswitch]