Funny tv commercial

[animasinsulinpu]

Im watching comedy central and they had a super funny commercial for a cell phone with a camera that you can change the pic that you took. These young guys said: "Dude you are SOOO ugly that Poison Control sends pics of your face to induce vomiting" OMG!!!.....Bill in Az....

 

[lebron]

You're so ugly that your mom just didn't even love you

 

[animasinsulinpu]

Another funny commercial

My first Ex. reminded me tonight about this ad from our Phx. New Times, get ready: " Daddy which would you do, slide down a 50 foot razor blade, or suck all of the snot out of a dogs nose till his head caves in?" I now have HORRIABLE CRAMPS!!!

 

[yogitunes]

your so ugly that when you were born the doctor tried to push you back in claming your not done yet!

your mother tested your bath water with your face....

she gave you an electric blanket and you were a bed wetter...

she held up a picture of you with a sign "last chance before freeway"....

when you were born the doctor slapped your mother...

I better Stop.....lol

 

[yogitunes]

your so ugly....

they tied a steak around your neck so the dog would play with you....

you would scotchguard your face in case your date throws up on you....

now if you were fat....nice thing about having you to dinner if you order a pizza you don't have to cut it into slices...

you have more chins than chinatown......

you go thru McDonald's Drive-thru to order a burger to hold you over till you get inside

when asked "what do you want on your burger?" ... you reply " a hotdog"....

ok...i'm done.................for now

 

[animasinsulinpu]

Awesome!

Those quotes are great! Did you see that commercial on comedy central for that cell phone? It was on during South Park....Bill in Az....

 

[yogitunes]

I'm at it again

i may be fat but your ugly snd i can always lose weight...

you yell at the microwave to hurry up!...

your carry-on luggage is an igloo cooler...

vericose veins...if you ever met dracula he would have to suck your knees....

alright i'll stop

 

[yogitunes]

OK...once more

Guys I dated

he saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR"...so he did!...

he was a bed wetter...that wasn't bad...but he used to do it from the top of the dresser....

he'd walk into an elevator...push the buttons and look for gum

that's it...no more...at least tonite

 

[58limited]

A little rhyme from when I was a kid:

I'd like to have a picture of you,
I think that'd be very nice.
I can hang it in my attic,
And scare away the mice.

 

[animasinsulinpu]

Roses

Roses, the violets are black, you'd be much prettier with a knife in yor back.....Bill in Az...