mickeyd
Well-known member
Two of 'em really tickled
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's
house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we
went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend
it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the
restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally
said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You
know... The one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes,
! that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen
and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last
night?"
Couple in their nineties are both having
problems remembering things. During a checkup, t he doctor tells them
that they're! physically okay, but they might want to start writing
things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man
gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he
asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some
strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to
forget i t?"
He says, "I can remember th! at. You want a bowl
of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll
forget that, write it down?" she asks. Irritated, he says, "I don't need
to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and
whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he toddles into the
kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen
and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate
for a moment. "Where's my toast?"
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a
new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the
art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor
to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days
later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great,
aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said,
'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's
house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we
went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend
it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the
restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally
said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You
know... The one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes,
! that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen
and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last
night?"
Couple in their nineties are both having
problems remembering things. During a checkup, t he doctor tells them
that they're! physically okay, but they might want to start writing
things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man
gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he
asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some
strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to
forget i t?"
He says, "I can remember th! at. You want a bowl
of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll
forget that, write it down?" she asks. Irritated, he says, "I don't need
to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and
whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he toddles into the
kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen
and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate
for a moment. "Where's my toast?"
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a
new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the
art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor
to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days
later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great,
aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said,
'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."
