Getting things moving.

[cleanteamofny]

Honey you got your panties in a bind!!!

It's Pre-Holiday Gitters.
We all are trying to get the house ready and all we can think about, who's burning the bird this year, or did Aunt Leona gravey has more lumps than last year? I prefer hard, lumpy, burnt with a hint of darling don't dare do it again next year.....LOL

The site will pick up some but it's normal that we dried up (Old Prunes) take a break and re-energize after the New Year.

Can you smell the flowers Gladys?
If not?
Blow your nose, you got a bugga hanging!

LOL

 

[appnut]

Steve, who loves yoyu baby? And that ain't a rhetorical quote. I do love you.

 

[maytagbear]

There is a delightful old French saying-

and accurately, if not strictly, translated, it goes like this:

"It takes a lot of sh-- to push the roses."

Life, at times, is no fun at all. Bills and dentistry, and holidays all happen.

Toggle, you're welcome out here in Ohio any time.
We even have 60 cycle AC west of the Hudson.

I'd love to show you the Hoover Historical Center. I wouldn't take you in, just show it to you (kidding!)
(It's about 35 minutes south of me.)

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[appnut]

Venus said "grab a hot toddy". Our toggle can also grab a hot Bobby.

Bethann, the divorce has been eluded to in many ways. Steve told me online about 2 or 3 days after the fact, he was just coming out of the total haze. Hmm, I wondered what that was around toggle's neck at the convention, I just couldn't see or figure out what it was. And BTW, after you close the shop, I hope the very select few customers you keep will totally appreciate that very special corner of that indescribeable special room they will be in. Those special select customers will no doubt be worthy of being there in that space. Bob

 

[Versatronic]

Hi Toggle!

Just remember, to get by in life, you always need to be flexible! Just like my pony pal Pokey!

 

[Versatronic]

And when times really get tough

Call us your friends!

 

[Versatronic]

Call UP your friends, that is...

And then maybe you can get together and go out and do the Lambada!

 

[Versatronic]

You can even go watch a movie with a friend!

Ha ha, I know you are but what am I?

 

[Versatronic]

And if all else fails, off your ex-lover

"Why, why did you dump me? Now see what you made me do?"

 

[bostonwash]

Wow

luv the Pee Wee doll. He was my inspiration. )

OOHHh, It sounds like everyone is having some seasonal depression.
Steve, perhaps, some, cheap-meaningless-sex, would cheer you up.
~~

 

[roto204]

Oy!

Love the Gumby, Mike!!

I don't usually say this to the boys, Steve, but sorry about the dryness...

My guess is also that the holidays suck up a lot of time. It's the social engagement demilitarized zone.

We could all go in on that bottle of 'ludes and see if there's any residue... :-D

Seriously, I hope you get to feeling better, and I know we'll all do our best to keep the humor coming (some of us with Gumby apparata seem pretty good for that :-D).

--Nate

 

[frigilux]

I, for one, am doing my damndest to keep the humor up, up, up at this wonderful site. I put forth these examples as my testimony:

1) Made Bethann pregnant. No, wait...that came out wrong. Well, you all know what I mean.

2) Accused UniRobert of being a Frankenstein-esque monster creator who was going to corrupt us all.

3) Told some poor guy who wanted to know how to fix his KM Series 90 that it was firing a hidden handgun, among other things.

Toggle, you're a fun guy and this is an excellent website community. I stop here several times a day and I know many of you do, too. Here's to many, many more posts of humor, actual usable information (I'll leave that to you experts out there) and virtual friendship. I raise a toast to all of us at AW.org!!

 

[Versatronic]

Holy Mother Of God!

I get home from the flea markets and I have a dead body on the counter! Then I read this thread and find out the culprit is Gumby! I can't believe it.

Toggle, I am so sorry. Gumby has always seemed so even tempered. I had no idea this sordid love affair was going on behind my back. And taking this thread to such a dark place when you need some cheering up...it's unconscionable. Once again, I am so sorry. And trust me, Gumby is in some hot water over this.

 

[Versatronic]

"I swear, I had nothing to do with it. I was out riding Pokey. I swear. Please Versa! I can't go like this!"

 

[Versatronic]

Liquid Gumby

Toggle, that was the last of that claymation's murderous spree. Justice has been served and once again, I apologize for all of this.

 

[bethann]

I tell ya what. If that don't get him laughing, nothing will! I didn't realize Gumby was so damn mean. You guy's crack me up.

Mike: Did you pull you sister's barbie's head off? I bet you did!

 

[mayken4now]

Bet he did too Bethann!

Steve

 

[toggleswitch]

Oh GAWD...I'm ROLLING people. Can't stop laughing.

And upon re-read I'm so happy to find the humor in all the above-listed and other posts.

Sorry to have spread my radioactive cloud on you guys.
And Ross, and spanking to you for divulging my "misery." LOL

In life all we can do is take the negative and make it a positive.

and WHEN I hit the lottery, (not IF dearie, WHEN) we are gonna have the BIGGEST wash-in you have ever seen. We are gonna charter a cruise-liner and pick up members from every port from Boston to Miami and back. And we'll figure out how to get the other non-east coast members over to the east coast!

Once again hugs and thanks to everyone.

*****SMOOOOCH***
See- I am feeling beter already. Think BIG and settle for what you can get.

And I am working on a plan to have a place in the city and a place in the county.....with a big big big washer collection. Y'all are invited to visit.

You'll see, of my two sisters even the bitchy one once said to me the nicest thing I have ever heard....."That is what I love about you Steve, you always land on your feet." Is there an option? If I sont land on my feet I'd be on my stomach or on my back.. and you can't f--- me unless I lay down first I always say.

NEXT!!!!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

Said:
Son, Just like I would tell my nephew,"Wear protection boy!"

Response:
Not to worry I will have nothing to worrry about as I am now a nun.

[NOTE: not married to or adopted by anyone we know and love in Omaha..LOL]

NONE of this and NONE of that. I want nuting to do wit no one till i get all settle dand am over it.

Actually my relationship with the ex is is not over. It has just transformed itself into another form; perhaps a form that is more appropriate and that it should have taken years ago.

G-d provides all that is needed I have no fear.

 

[jamman_98]

All I can offer is...

Big Bear Hugs!!!!!! I hope it helps ;-)