What, no parade?
So no footage of your Silver Jubilee parade then? Ok, so The Mall was a bit too far from home but was there no regal-sounding street in Crewe to be driven down in style? Not even sitting on the back of a low loader perched atop one of the silvered Liberators wearing purple whilst waving to the entralled throngs of Saturday shoppers?
Oh well...happy belated birthday anyway! Looks like you had fun in a roundabout fashion.
I'll raise a glass of that bloody Martini in your honour later!
Al