Somehow I think the idea of using water (or something) as a heat transfer fluid because you are concerned with complexity/reliability is crazy!
You are adding an extra layer that will only negatively effect efficiency and reliability.
The problem isn't lengthy Freon lines, if the installer does the job correctly lengthy refrigerant lines will never be a problem. If the installer is a hack you will have potential problems with anything he/she touches.

The problem isn't lengthy Freon lines, if the installer does the job correctly lengthy refrigerant lines will never be a problem. If the installer is a hack you will have potential problems with anything he/she touches.