Charmaine update:
Well, I did lose contact with her after she and her husband moved due to the mishap involving a baked ham glazed with Glamorene exploding and destroying their home. They decided to become modern and bought one of those trailer homes in a new community on the edge of town. Right near the railroad tracks. Charmaine told me later that she and Bruce, the double hung window salesman, really liked it when the trains went by. It was like having a vibrating bed!
Oh, you didn't know that Charmaine ditched her two timing husband? Well, she knew that he was having an affair with Vonda Kay, the waitress at IHOP. Turns out Vonda Kay had a boyfriend already, works at the health spa downtown, and it ended up first as a threesome then Vonda Kay was out! That was too much and she got a divorce. But, she does love Bruce and is so fond of saying how much she loves his double hung salesmanship!!!
Her poor sister, the one with the herbal brownies, ended up being arrested by the police for growing and distributing marijuana. No wonder her brownies were such a hit at all the church bake sales, bridge club meetings etc.!
Charmaine's son, Bruce, finally did get that operation and now has legally changed her name to Penny Candy. Still pole dancing for a living but now doesn't have to worry about something getting in the way when sliding down the pole.
Oops, gotta go for now. It's time for me to leave to have my hair done at the Curl Up and Dye. I think I'll have a manicure also. Madge does a great job and she has such interesting information.
