When I saw it at Home Depot, one of my evil multiple personalities briefly took over, and I momentarily considered tucking it inside my trench coat, as I knew it wasn't for sale. Fortunately, I wasn't actually wearing a trench coat, so sanity quickly returned.
Really, though, I did look around to see if there happened to be a sales clerk nearby, so I could ask if they would sell it to me. No clerks were within yodeling distance, so I just kept moving.