How Dry I Am

[mixfinder]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

· Indubitably

· Innovative

· Preliminary

· Proliferation

· Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

· Specificity

· Passive-aggressive disorder

· Loquacious

· Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

· Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

· Nope, no more booze for me

· Sorry, but you're not really my type

· Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

· Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

 

[qsd-dan]

 

[mysteryclock]

Brilliant!

 

[super32]

ROFLMFAO!

I LOVE this. I must recycle it.

 

[toggleswitch2]

LOL

 

[retroguy]

I could not....

or perhaps would not? say half of that sober!

Most difficult words for me to say?

Not tonight. =)

 

[redcarpetdrew]

or perhaps would not? say half of that sober!

I was just thinking that...

RCD

 

[earthling177]

ROFLMAO!

 

[mrb627]

Shocked!

I thought this was gone be a dryer "End-o-cycle signal" thread.

LOL

Malcolm

 

[toggleswitch2]

Nothing like a good ethnic socal club. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear. You see, there is just something about the combined smell of booze, cigarettes, leather and cologne/perfume that can't be duplicated. And yes, the sound a a dolled-up lady walking in panty-hose. (Just pray that she doesn't pass wind with the legs throwing sparks.The presence of and aromatic hydrocarbons could be explosive).



How dry I am, how wet I'll be....
If I don't find the bathroom key..........

Walks off quietly and peacefully into the sunset.

 

[whitekingd]

THANK YOU!

You just made my day! Thanks again.