You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination."
Just remember folk what was a "SIN" in your grandparents' era is "IN" during this one!
Porn is a sin? Really? Well I'm not blind (yet) and I don't have hairy palms, so I'm doing something right! I still say the words to the song "Nobody loves me better." should be "Nobody does me better"
Catching a movie along with good food and fun friends often beats a wild night out. Why not enjoy a brisk ride in a horse carriage or a fine wine from a good year. You love life and don't feel the need to live it in fast forward. You are really hot because you're already so cool with your life.