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mrb627

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Check out this craziness...

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Mrb627:

Craziness is an understatement on this video..more like lunacy.

"This is my scoop..." LOL! Did anyone else notice the box of Purex behind the homemade laundry soap container at 3:56? Could this also be one of the contributors to her dingy whites?
 
Did anyone else notice the box of Purex

and I do see a nice bottle of Xtra there...

She isn't using enough "soap", and she probably has hard water, so she just added a good dose of tattletale gray to her newly whitened whites.
 
I wouldn't throw any laundry in right after dumping in a bunch of Clorox without agitating.

Why didn't she agitate for awhile after adding the chemicals but before adding the clothes?

Is mixing Cascade with Bleach OK? You know what they saw about ammonia & bleach.

The spoon thing almost made me fall off of my chair!

And that "home made" detergent looked so slimy & gross.

I'm willing to bet she washes everything in cold except for this special "treatment" she does.

She also sounds like a space cadet.
 
Gross!

And besides... that is NOT automatic laundry...
I like to start my washing machine and when I get back, my whites are really white without additives or manipulation...
 
How to Make Laundry Detergent

Here are the instructions on how to make her laundry detergent pudding.

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Machine dishwasher detergent is not ammoniated like many hand dishwashing detergents.

That woman is so inept she probably measures water for boiling pasta using an 8 oz cup or that damn scoop. If she had filled the washer with more water she could have whitened all of her dingy whites. One and a half cups of bleach to a half tub of water will eliminate the need to whiten those fabrics more than a couple of times.

Does anyone remember a Mad Magazine take off on celebrities doing ads? I still remember the one with Lurleen Wallace doing a commercial for Clorox saying how white it got their sheets after George was out night riding.
 
so sad, but funny

"... it will gel into an egg-noodle-consistency..."

WHAT KIND OF EGG NOODLES IS SHE TALKING ABOUT??!!
 
How white are your whites??

A damn sight whiter than yours thanks!!

I really think we need to all send her our opinion- and some pics of our whites lol.......

Seamus
 
The Kitchen cloths....

"Shudder"

I wouldnt use those to wash my kitchen floor lol..

Well they do say exposure to a certain ammount of bacteria can help the immune system....... I wonder how many times a certain amount were on those!

Seamus[this post was last edited: 6/25/2010-15:06]
 
I wonder what our Laundress would say about this?

Paging Laundress, Paging Laundress.......

What that goop seems to be is Fels Naptha & Washing Soda. With the Borax in there it should remove any odors.
 
That Woman Should Be Comitted For Textile Abuse

Didn't watch the entire video, just to painful.

Using automatic dishwasher detergent along with LCB and other ghastly substances has been put about by many, including those who claim to be "textile restoration" experts. Just Google the terms and you'll find more than a few recipies for various "eye of newt" potions along these lines.

Automatic dishwasher detergent is not only highly caustic, but normally has a pH >9, that is very alkaline. I would need to be in order to disslove grease and muck on dishes, pots and pans. Some of the newer enzyme detergents may be a bit milder, but still all are based on heavy doses of sodium carbonate (washing soda) and other chemicals that are harsh on textiles. Adding insult to injury these women are using huge amounts of LCB, which will become more aggressive as the pH level (along with water temperature)rises. Finally the long soaking or wash cycles increases contact time to this witches brew for textiles. I certianly wouldn't subject any item of clothing or lines of value to this treatment, but hey, that is just me.

Without proper rinsing (and lots of it) to rid fabrics of all that LCB and harsh chemicals, they will stay and continue to "work". Slowly breaking down fibers and wearing them down. Without proper neutralising of the high pH level, those items must also feel harsh and scratchy.

Finally adding what looks like "homemade" detergent composed mainly of soap and yet more washing soda is just asking for trouble.

Washing soda is probably the worst thing to use with soap because of the way it deals with calcium and other minerals found in wash water. There is a reason "detergents" replaced soap for laundry day, and many persons who try these various formulas eventually find what housewives/laundries back in the day had to deal with, tattle-tale grey laundry which began to have a whiff about it after awhile. Yes, there are ways to avoid all this, but few know much less do them, so again I say "to each his own".
 
UGH!

If she used a real detergent, like Tide or Sears Ultra Plus, she wouldn't need to do that.

Furthermore, she measured a liquid with a measure for DRY products.

Lawrence/Maytagbear
 
And in my opinion...

...she is a silly besom!

She could save herself lots of time and effort, not forgetting the money she spent on all these ingredients, if she would purchase a top quality powder detergent.

I would be thoroughly ashamed to call them "Whites".

Send her to the loony bin!
 
I think she deserves a new award....

....I think Roseanne called herself "Domestic Goddess."

I would like to nominate this woman for the title of "Domestic Dunce of 2010"

My God....her restored stuff looks worse than the rags in my shop bag. EWWWWWWW!!!!

I mean, why not do what the Maytag Laundry Guide Suggests.....twice the recommended amount of detergent, as hot a water as you can get, 1 cup chlorine bleach and then a 20 minute soak before completing the wash cycle? At least that works.

Better yet, like everyone else has said, why not just do it right in the first place and the clothes will be long worn out BEFORE they have the chance to look like that. Disgusting!
 
This dope and her nasty soap

What a joke! That Cascade is enzyme-laden,and those enzymes are killed with chlorine bleach,the amount of bleach plus the 20 minute soak is asking for at least thinned out whites, her homemade soap soup-goop is putting dulling soap and chalk residues into those greyish brown,oops, I mean "white" items due to the precipitating nature of borax and washing soda, and the fatty nature of soap. Also, where's the savings? If you MUST cheap out on your laundry detergent, a gallon of adequate detergent can be bought for 2.99. But it's true. Buying better detergent would save more than going thru this mess!
 
A Suggestion!

Perhaps it would be wise for some on here (preferably the more experienced ones that do more laundry) to go to You Tube and throw some comments to this "person" in regards to her videos about her odd laundry whitening and soap making habits.
 
Speaking of bluing.

I have to wear white polo shirts at work and some of them are starting yellow. I wash them in hot water, bleach, and Sears detergent. Would bluing take away the yellow or is there something else I could use?
 
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