The Wedding Night
The bride and groom arrive at the motel. The groom takes off his pants and hands them to the bride.
"Put on my pants," he says.
She looks at him in disbelief and says, "I can't wear your pants."
"That's right," he replies. "I am the man in the family and I wear the pants and never forget that!"
The bride ponders a moment and hands the groom a pair of her pants and says, "Here, put on my pants."
The groom looks at her like she's crazy and says, "I can't get into your pants."
"That's right,! she replies "And you never will if you don't change that rotten attitude of yours!"
Jason, you won't have any trouble with Helen. She be so busy laughing at your amazing sense of humor, you'll do just fine. It's hard to have a serious fuss if your laughing.
Kelly