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Dr. Mitch, I'm in Louisiana, Helen's in Crossville, TN. Close to Knoxville. When we get married, she's moving here to LA.

Notice how flat the land is by my house? That should tell you it's not beautiful Tennessee. There are hills in Opelousas, LA and we live right on top of one. Either it's a hill or an Indian burial mound.
 
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Jason,
All my best to you! Wishing you a long, happy, productive life together! I think you should name your first born Rollermatic. I know of no one else that has a wonderful name like that. Oh Lawd, here I go putting pressure on you to have babies already....and you aren't even married yet. I want a Godchild sooooooooooo bad! LOL! Mark
 
Children? What's that?

Nooo.. we don't want any screaming babies right now. But if I had a son, maybe I can name him Ken. Or name a girl Maggie. That will work until they realise they've been named after a washing machine or a record player.

But the rule for now is NO RUGRATS!
 
No S**t, Eharmony eh? I've heard a lot of good things about them. It seems like they are the only site that really works. Well, anyway, do please send us some photos.
 
Jason, much congratulations on your engagement! Best wishes to you and Helen and may you both have a wonderful life together!

--Austin
 
The Wedding Night

The bride and groom arrive at the motel. The groom takes off his pants and hands them to the bride.
"Put on my pants," he says.
She looks at him in disbelief and says, "I can't wear your pants."
"That's right," he replies. "I am the man in the family and I wear the pants and never forget that!"
The bride ponders a moment and hands the groom a pair of her pants and says, "Here, put on my pants."
The groom looks at her like she's crazy and says, "I can't get into your pants."
"That's right,! she replies "And you never will if you don't change that rotten attitude of yours!"

Jason, you won't have any trouble with Helen. She be so busy laughing at your amazing sense of humor, you'll do just fine. It's hard to have a serious fuss if your laughing.

Kelly
 
Get Content With Yourself

I agree with Jason. Get content with yourself and then post a funny, truthful and more than a hook up ad on Silverdaddies.
Kelly
 

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