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" Hello friends!,I'm your Vitameatavegeamin girl!
Are you tired?Rundown?Listless?Do you poop out at parties?Are you unpopular? Well,the answer to all your questions is in this little bottle! Vitameatavegeamin. Yes with Viatmeatavegeamin,you can spoon your way to health. Just take one tablespoon full after every meal.It's so tasty too! Just like candy! so, why don't you join the thousands of happy,peppy people and buy a great big bottle of Vitameatavegeamin tomorrow! That's Vita-Meata-Vegea Min!
Hello Friends I'm our Vitameatavegeamin girl Are you tired? Run down? Listless? Do ypu popout at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well are you? Well, the answer to all your questions are in this bittle lottle--I mean little bottle(hickup)Yes with Vitameatavegeamin,you can spoon your way to health. It's so tasty too (you know,this stuff isn't so bad once you get used to it hickup.)No, i'm o.k. but ya know,it's hot in here!You know I can't say it unless I begin at the beginning.
She goes on continuing to worsen and make you laugh your but off. But I'm sure most of us have been there at one point or another in our lives.right?Hickup!LOL