In a Bad Car Accident Today

[mixfinder]

You are traveling in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
double-decker bus and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at
the
same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the
same
size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a
helicopter
flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer:
Get off the Merry Go Round. You're hammered.

Kelly

 

[toggleswitch]

oooooh a Mary go round!

 

[maytagbear]

Oh, get you,

Toggle!

Love and laughter.

Kelly, you scared me for a moment there.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[brettsomers]

Hellooo, Kelly!

 

[eluxomarty]

Kidding?

You are kidding, right? Sometimes i'm too gulible for my own good.

 

[cehalstead]

toggle is back

.....sounds like someone had an excellent vacation!!!!!! hehe

 

[toggleswitch]

Memorable.
QUITE memorable.
Thanks for noticing!

 

[frigilux]

Details, please, Togs. Your damn biography isn't going to write itself, you know LOL! You have my e-mail address.

 

[toggleswitch]

Je m'aime avec toute ma coeur. Yo me amo con todo mi cor

Oh child, every thread just CAN'T be about me.
Can we keep it down to every fourth one?

LOL ROFL LMAO.

Dear Kelly, please hit us with more wit and let's go forward with a joke thread as only you can!

 

[toggleswitch]

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want
to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse
button firmly......
7. Feel better?

Works for me!